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I'm Abe. I'm 21 and I live in the upper peninsula of Michigan. Panromantic gray-asexual, Hufflepuff at heart, hoping to publish YA novels one day. I am super obsessed with Disney and Star Trek. Listen to Fall Out Boy with me and I'm yours.

I am a very spiritual person; I became a devotee of Death in August, 2013. My relationship with Him is something I'm happy to share, so please don't hesitate to ask questions if you're curious.

currently reading: Good Omens by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

do not shove your money at me before i scan your items

do not throw your money on the belt

do not dump fifty coins into my hand without counting it first

do not ~jokingly~ yank your money out of my reach - you are not cute you are not funny i would punch you in the throat if i wouldn’t get fired

do not expect me to talk to you if you are on the phone

do not ask me about my love/sex/dating life

do. not. touch. me.

i’m not asking. don’t fucking do these things. just don’t.

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